The Kinkery

Spanking Paddles

Who doesn’t love a good wooden paddle for a spanking, whether over-the-knee (OTK) or bent over a table or bed. We offer a variety of spanking paddle styles, some you’ve probably tried in the past, and some you haven’t. All handmade with multiple woods, primarily red oak and a few exotic woods. They all feel solid in your hand and against their butt. We call them weapons of ass destruction.

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variety of resin inlay paddles - top corner, love hurts, bottom corner, over the moon, and right side top is 8-point star and bottom right is 5-point star

Resin Inlay Paddle

$40.00 – $52.00

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Stack of several pop-o-color paddles red, pink, orange, green, yellow, aqua, turquoise, blue

Pop-o-Color

$45.00 – $46.00

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group picture of Pounders in a variety of woods, from left to right: Bocote, Paduak, Rosewood, Purpleheart

Pounder

$35.00

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four small wooden paddles, left to right: maple, spalted maple, black locust, black walnut

Ass Beater Jr

$30.00

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Four Rough Riders with a front and back view of both the maple wood and the cherry

The Rough Rider Paddle

$46.00

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group of Holy Terror paddles, woods from left to right: paduak, canarywood, olivewood, angelique, and a laminated paddle with paduak and olivewood

The Holy Terror

$40.00

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array of slapstick paddles over blue background

Slapstick Impact Toy

$14.00

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group of three large wooden paddles, from top to bottom: cherry, curly maple, and black walnut

Ass Beater

$42.00

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Oversized Hairbrush Paddle

$40.00

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group of Holy Terror paddles, woods from left to right: paduak, canarywood, olivewood, angelique, and a laminated paddle with paduak and olivewood

The Holy Terror

$40.00

group of 3mm evil sticks with 3mm thick black carbon fiber rod and small wood handle made with black walnut

Evil Stick

$25.00

Wooden Wax Play Knives

$25.00