The Kinkery

Spanking Paddles

Who doesn’t love a good wooden paddle for a spanking, whether over-the-knee (OTK) or bent over a table or bed. We offer a variety of spanking paddle styles, some you’ve probably tried in the past, and some you haven’t. All handmade with multiple woods, primarily red oak and a few exotic woods. They all feel solid in your hand and against their butt. We call them weapons of ass destruction.

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three oak slapsticks on a red background - slapsticks are made for getting someone's attention

The Slapstick Impact Toy

$11.00 – $14.00

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Sale! two red oak paddles on a planked wooden background; one with a bare wooden handle, the second with a purple paracord-wrapped handle

Small Red Oak Spanking Paddle

$20.25

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three small wooden paddles fanned over a white background; from left to left: black walnut, curly maple, and cherry

Ass Beater Jr

$30.00

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group of three large wooden paddles, from top to bottom: cherry, curly maple, and black walnut

Ass Beater

$42.00

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Stack of several pop-o-color paddles red, pink, orange, green, yellow, aqua, turquoise, blue

Pop-o-Color

$33.00 – $46.00

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four Rough Rider paddles, two facing up to show lines of hemp rope, two facing down to show knots of rope in the wooden paddle

The Rough Rider Paddle

$46.00

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Stack of Holy Terrors in a variety of woods over a blue background

The Holy Terror

$40.00 – $50.00

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Sale! two wooden paddles in the shape of hairbrush backs overlapping, one with a bare wooden handle and the other with a paracord wrapped handle on a pine wood background

Oversized Hairbrush Paddle

$30.00

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Sale! large spanking paddle made of red oak with a purple paracord handle

Large Red Oak Spanking Paddle

$29.25

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Stack of Holy Terrors in a variety of woods over a blue background

The Holy Terror

$40.00 – $50.00

five evil sticks on a wooden background

Evil Stick

$23.00

Wooden knives for wax play made with Oak and various exotic woods to accent the handles.

Wooden Wax Play Knives

$25.00