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Due to USPS shipping delays, please order by **Dec. 1 for Hanukkah and Dec. 10 for Christmas deliveries.**

The Kinkery

Spanking Paddles

Who doesn’t love a good wooden paddle for a spanking, whether over-the-knee (OTK) or bent over a table or bed. We offer a variety of spanking paddle styles, some you’ve probably tried in the past, and some you haven’t. All handmade with multiple woods, primarily red oak and a few exotic woods. They all feel solid in your hand and against their butt. We call them weapons of ass destruction.

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three oak slapsticks on a red background - slapsticks are made for getting someone's attention

The Slapstick Impact Toy

$11.00

multiple wooden paddles with holes in paddle stacked on gray wooden background

The Holy Terror

$39.00 – $53.00

Selection of wooden paddles that look like ping pong paddles on red wooden background

Ping Pong Wooden Spanking Paddle

$46.00

wooden paddle with circular tip with a circular hole in center of paddle on plank wood background

Lolly Paddle

$36.00

two wooden paddles in the shape of hairbrush backs overlapping, one with a bare wooden handle and the other with a paracord wrapped handle on a pine wood background

Oversized Hairbrush Paddle

$40.00

two red oak paddles on a planked wooden background; one with a bare wooden handle, the second with a purple paracord-wrapped handle

Small Red Oak Spanking Paddle

$27.00

large spanking paddle made of red oak with a purple paracord handle

Large Red Oak Spanking Paddle

$39.00