The Kinkery

Spanking Paddles

Who doesn’t love a good wooden paddle for a spanking, whether over-the-knee (OTK) or bent over a table or bed. We offer a variety of spanking paddle styles, some you’ve probably tried in the past, and some you haven’t. All handmade with multiple woods, primarily red oak and a few exotic woods. They all feel solid in your hand and against their butt. We call them weapons of ass destruction.

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Group of wooden paddles in black walnut and ash with resin inlay crescent moons in a variety of colors

Over the Moon

$40.00

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multiple Pounder paddles in different woods: mahogany, purpleheart, curly birch, and black walnut over blue background

Pounder

$35.00

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group of three large wooden paddles, from top to bottom: cherry, curly maple, and black walnut

Ass Beater

$42.00

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Stack of several pop-o-color paddles red, pink, orange, green, yellow, aqua, turquoise, blue

Pop-o-Color

$33.00 – $46.00

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Stack of Holy Terrors in a variety of woods over a blue background

The Holy Terror

$40.00 – $50.00

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array of slapstick paddles over blue background

Slapstick Impact Toy

$11.00 – $14.00

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wooden paddle made of ash with glow-in-the-dark star in the center

Star Power

$40.00 – $52.00

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Small wooden paddles, two in Black Walnut, one in Ash with a resin heart in the center in a variety of colors

Love Hurts

$40.00 – $52.00

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four cleaver-style paddles in a variety of woods: tigerwood, lacewood, lati, redheart over blue background

The Enforcer

$40.00

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three small wooden paddles fanned over a white background; from left to left: black walnut, curly maple, and cherry

Ass Beater Jr

$30.00

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Four rough rider paddles side by side; two show the front side with the horizontal rope lines and two show the back with the rope knots. Two are made of ash. Two are made of black walnut.

The Rough Rider Paddle

$46.00

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Ash and Black Walnut hairbrush style paddles on blue background

Oversized Hairbrush Paddle

$40.00

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Stack of Holy Terrors in a variety of woods over a blue background

The Holy Terror

$40.00 – $50.00

group of 3mm evil sticks with 3mm thick black carbon fiber rod and small wood handle made with black walnut

Evil Stick

$23.00

Wooden knives for wax play made with Oak and various exotic woods to accent the handles.

Wooden Wax Play Knives

$25.00