Ass Beater

(1 customer review)

Enjoy a handmade large spanking paddle for pure impact play fun. Swing it like a baseball bat (with consent) and let it land across both cheeks for maximum pain and pleasure.

See drop down for available colors for handle wrapping.


Ass Beater


This style of paddle is one of the first weapons of ass destruction we made but now with an upgrade. Each one of these long wooden paddles is made with a comfortable handle to give you a strong grip.

Thanks to the length and heft, your partner will know beyond a shadow of a doubt that they’ve been spanked. In most cases both cheeks feel it in a single stroke.

This large spanking paddle is a not warm-up impact toy and is made for kinksters with at least a little bit of impact play experience. It delivers maximum sensation with every swing. Give your submissive or masochist a good warm up before using this wooden paddle.

The handle is wrapped with the paracord color of your choice for comfort and includes a loop of paracord on the handle to hang it up when you’re done playing. Or if you don’t want to hide any of the wood, you can skip the colorful handle completely.

To clean, wipe with a damp cloth and allow to air dry.

As always play safe, sane, and consensual!


  • 18 inches long
  • 12 inch spanking length
  • 2 1/2 inches wide
  • 1/2 to 3/4 inches thick
  • Made in a variety of woods
  • Finished with a natural wax (Wood Butter)

Additional information

Weight N/A
Dimensions N/A

Ash, Black Locust, Black Walnut, Cherry, Curly Maple, Hard Maple, Quilted Cherry, Etimoe

Paracord Colors

Black, Green and Black, Hot Pink, Kelly Green, Navy Blue, None, Pink and Black, Purple, Purple and Black, Rainbow, Red, Red and Black, Turquoise

1 review for Ass Beater

  1. Emma (verified owner)

    This paddle immediately became our favorite impact toy. We chose to add the paracord to the handle, and my Dom loves the way it feels in his hand (I love looking at the knotwork used for wrapping it) and the colors are his favorite so it was instantly a hit (pun intended). I love the sensations and having both cheeks smacked at the same time. We’re very pleased with the Ass Beater and look forward to trying many more toys from The Kinkery!

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