Holiday Shipping Info

If you’re buying kinky holiday gifts this season, make sure you place your order so can arrive in time for the holidays! Keep these dates/timeframes in mind:

  • Resin Inlay and Resin Cane handles will take up to three weeks to make and ship. If you place an order in November, we will do our best to ship it in time for the holidays.¬†
  • For US orders, place your order by December 13 with Standard shipping or December 18 with Priority/Expedited shipping to (hopefully) arrive in time.
  • International orders: Order as soon as possible and select Expedited/Priority shipping to help it arrive in time.

We cannot guarantee that your order will arrive in time regardless of when you order or the type of shipping you select. That’s in the hands of USPS and whatever deity you believe in.

Welcome to The Kinkery

The Kinkery is the home of hand-crafted weapons of ass destruction and other BDSM toys. Our first love is impact play, but there are so many other sensations to explore and ways to play with kink that we couldn’t stop at a few wooden paddles.

But who are we? We’re kinksters like you! Everything on the shop is handmade by John Brownstone — dominant, sadist, and the Daddy to Kayla Lords, submissive, masochist, and babygirl who also send emails and writes blog posts! Together, we’re the co-hosts of the podcast, Loving BDSM. Here we hope to share our love of simple, easy-to-use kinky playthings to add to your toy bag, whether you’re getting kinky at home or in your local dungeon.

Weapons of Ass Destruction

What Kinksters Love

Worldwide Delivery Available

Shipping Costs Apply

Special Orders Available

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