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The Kinkery

Welcome to The Kinkery

The Kinkery is the home of hand-crafted weapons of ass destruction and other BDSM toys. Our first love is impact play, but there are so many other sensations to explore and ways to play with kink that we couldn't stop at a few wooden paddles.

But who are we? We're kinksters like you! Everything on the shop is handmade by John Brownstone -- dominant, sadist, and the Daddy to Kayla Lords, submissive, masochist, and babygirl who also send emails and writes blog posts! Together, we're the co-hosts of the podcast, Loving BDSM. Here we hope to share our love of simple, easy-to-use kinky playthings to add to your toy bag, whether you're getting kinky at home or in your local dungeon.

Weapons of Ass Destruction

Spanking Paddles

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Delrin Canes

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