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We’re Turning One! | Celebrating Our First Anniversary
To celebrate the first year in operation, we're looking back at all the *new* products we've introduced since we opened!
Read MoreNew Products, Updates, and More: September 2021
We’re preparing for the holiday season, to help all our kinky friends give the gift of kinky fuckery and weapons of ass destruction! Which means we’ve got sooooo much going on right now — with more to come. Here’s a quick update! New Products: Ass Beater and Ass Beater, Jr....
Read MoreNew Product: New Cane Handles
We're introducing our newest products to the shops: same canes you love but with brand new handles!
Read MoreNew Product: Dynamic Keychain Set
The Kinkery is owned and operated by a loving, long-term kinky couple. We’re swimming in our cuteness most of the time, and we adore each other to pieces. We also know that plenty of other kinky couples feel the same way, but it’s not always easy to show the connection...
Read MoreShipping Update for International Customers
In an effort to make ordering easier for international customers, we've updated our shipping processes.
Read MoreNew Products: Pop-o-Color and Planner Stickers
We've launched two new products this month! Learn more about them here!
Read MoreNew Product Alert: Kinky Stickers!!
This announcement feels like a long time in the making but really, the idea was born around November 2020 when I fell down a rabbit hole of videos on YouTube. First, it was “how to make stickers” and then it was “studio vlogs making stickers.” From there, I watched reviews...
Read MoreBDSM Safety Tips: Wooden Paddles
Ready to buy (and play with) a wooden paddle for the first time? Keep everyone as safe as possible. Here are a few tips.
Read More3 Ideas for Kinky Play This Valentine’s Day
Want Valentine's Day to reflect your kinky life? Here are a few ways to kink up this traditionally vanilla Hallmark holiday.
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We're celebrating the start of 2021 with a giveaway! Subscribe to our newsletter anytime between now and January 17, and you'll be entered to win a $25 gift card!
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Delrin Canes(4)
Delrin canes are flexible and pack a bigger punch than you think they will. This might be the very definition of “looks can be deceiving.” If caning is part of your impact play fun, choose from multiple sizes and enjoy the sting of the cane and the comfort of the hand-turned wooden handle.
Die-Cut Stickers(5)
Individual die-cut stickers that share our love of kinks and quirks. Die cut stickers measure at least three inches across. Celebrate your love of BDSM and show off your kinks with a die-cut sticker. Perfect for a laptop cover, sticker collection, notebook, or wherever you decide to put it! All stickers produced in-house on inkjet…
Evil and Diabolical Sticks(4)
Evil sticks -- and their mean cousin, Diabolical Sticks -- are a bit like mini canes except they hurt more, can be used in tight spaces, and require very little effort to bring the pain. Pull the tip back slightly and let it go against the skin. Even the happiest masochist will have to admit…
Gift Cards(3)
Gift cards are the perfect option for the kinkster in your life who might be difficult to shop for. Let them pick their own weapon of ass destruction or new favorite bit of kinky fuckery! Gift cards never expire, can be used with coupons, and are eligible for use on any purchase, including sale or…
Kinky Keychains(2)
Want to have a little piece of kinky fuckery with you, outside of BDSM play time? Check out our kinky keychains and always have a reminder of seriously fun times with you
Paraffin Candles(4)
Paraffin wax play candles are the hottest candles you can safely use for wax play. The melting point is 124º Fahrenheit. Anything hotter, and you could hurt yourself. Our paraffin wax candles come in multiple colors and in two sizes. They're made of 100 percent paraffin and dyed. They're also fragrance-free. If you prefer a…
Planner Stickers(4)
If you love personalizing your planner, you’re going to love our kinky planner stickers. Set reminders for upcoming scenes, commemorate kinky moments, or add a kinky touch to your planner! All stickers produced in-house on inkjet printer and with Cricut. Colors may vary slightly from what you see on the screen vs. in-person.
Sensation Play(2)
Not all kinky fun has to involve pain. Sensation play incorporates multiple feelings and experiences (including pain). Our wooden knives are perfect for sensation kinks without the hard limit concerns or very real fears of a knife blade. Enjoy the sharp edge and pokes of a knife while staying within your personal boundaries and limits
Soy Candles(4)
Soy wax play candles are the gentlest heat available for those who don't enjoy the burning or sharp sensation from other candles. Soy has a melting point between 115 and 120º Fahrenheit, the coolest available wax play candle that's safe for the skin. Choose from a variety of colors and two sizes. Soy is great…
Spanking Paddles(12)
Who doesn’t love a good wooden paddle for a spanking, whether over-the-knee (OTK) or bent over a table or bed. We offer a variety of spanking paddle styles, some you’ve probably tried in the past, and some you haven’t. All handmade with multiple woods, primarily red oak and a few exotic woods. They all feel…