Holy Terror

(2 customer reviews)

We call this the Holy Terror. Because looks can be deceiving and this unassuming paddle brings the heat thanks to those holes.

The weight of the wood and design of the paddle offer a thudding sensations. The holes bring the stinging pain. Choose from a variety of woods!


Holy Terror


We call this the Holy Terror. Looks can be deceiving, so you might think this is a simple paddle, until it lands on your ass with a whistling whoosh! The unique weight of the wood used (different for each paddle) and shape offer a thudding sensation. The holes bring the stinging pain. Both leave quite an impression on the mind and the ass. This is a definite weapon of ass destruction.

These are often limited edition spanking paddles made with various types of exotic wood. The grain and color will vary with the type of wood used. Each are slightly different thicknesses and weights, as well. They all offer a unique spanking experience, but they all bring the pain, too.

As always play safe sane, and consensual!

Paddle Dimensions:

  • Length: 12 inches
  • Width: 3 inches
  • Thickness: .25 to .75 inches thick
  • Weight: Varies from wood to wood

All Holy Terror paddles are finished using a natural finish we call Wood Butter.


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2 reviews for Holy Terror

  1. Emma (verified owner)

    The grin this toy puts on my Dom’s face from the moment he takes it off the wall and every time he gives me a smack thereafter is absolutely priceless. For me, from the moment of anticipating a smack all the way to being a happy, drooling, spacey sub at the end of our session, my one thought is “Holy Sh*t!” Beautifully crafted and very much lives up to its name. We’re very happy with this little paddle.

  2. Chantal (verified owner)

    Beautiful craftsmanship, nice and solid, and just the right weight to it. I’m excited for my Dom to keep testing it out with me. It’s addition into my toy collection has been quite impactful let’s say!

    I’ll also add, the customer service was fantastic. When I emailed trying to get an update because I guess the email with the tracking number got lost in my spam, I had a response in no time with a tracking number (and ofcourse my package showed up the next day). It was an absolute pleasure ordering from the Kinkery and I will definitely be making future purchases.

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