Slapstick

(5 customer reviews)

For such a small toy, the Slapstick makes a big impression, and there’s nothing funny about it — unless you’re a sadist!

You’re right, these do look familiar. Some say rulers, but they’re actually based on the paint stirring sticks so many of us have played with. We were tired of breaking those paint sticks during play so we made Slapsticks to be more durable — and nicer looking.

$15.00

Slapstick

Description

For such a small impact toy, there is nothing funny about the Slapstick — but you do get plenty of fun!

These are based on the paint stirring sticks so many of us have played with but a whole lot sturdier. Slapsticks are great for a quick attention-getter, thigh slapping, and impact on a variety of other body parts.

To clean, wipe with a damp cloth and allow to air dry.

As always play safe, sane, and consensual!

Details

  • 12 inches long
  • 1.5 inches wide
  • 1/16 – 1/8 inch thick
  • Made in a variety of wood types
  • Finished with a natural wax: Wood Butter

Additional information

Weight N/A
Dimensions N/A
Wood

Angelique, Ash, Black Locust, Black Walnut, Bocote, Canary Wood, Cherry, Curly Birch, Curly Maple, Hard Maple, Lati, Olivewood, Osage Orange, Paduak, Purpleheart, Quilted Cherry, Rosewood, Tigerwood

5 reviews for Slapstick

  1. Rose (verified owner)

    Well made. This nimble stick is fast. It holds up well in use and can be really stinging or thuddy. Oh and it hurts so well.

  2. Roman (verified owner)

    Great for beginners, light and comfortable to hold. Can sting or have a heavier hit 🙂

  3. Ali B (verified owner)

    This slapstick is a strong and simple impact play implement. It looks intimidating and delivers! Whether you go light and build intensity or fast and hard…the sting 🐝 is real!! The customer service from The Kinkery is excellent and they included a few cute stickers and a little envelope with their business card. I will definitely shop here again!

  4. Stephanie Epperson (verified owner)

    Simplicity at its finest! The slapstick exceeded my expectations and the quality was perfection. What I thought would be similar to a yardstick was so much more. The Kinkery has great products at very reasonable prices. They’ve definitely earned a customer in me.

  5. DBunny

    Another one that’s now a favorite. This is my third paddle from The Kinkery and I’m so ready to buy everything else.
    This paddle is so lightweight but packs quite a sting! Great for beginners because it’s not an overwhelming tool. It provides a nice smack sound which is a bonus.
    Very durable, can’t wait to use for years to come. It’s high quality and for $14?? Steal. JB also provides wood butter to keep the paddles looking good for longer

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