To celebrate the first year in operation, we’re looking back at all the *new* products we’ve introduced since we opened!
We’re Turning One! | Celebrating Our First Anniversary

To celebrate the first year in operation, we’re looking back at all the *new* products we’ve introduced since we opened!
We’re preparing for the holiday season, to help all our kinky friends give the gift of kinky fuckery and weapons of ass destruction! Which means we’ve got sooooo much going on right now — with more to come. Here’s a quick update! New Products: Ass Beater and Ass Beater, Jr. When we first started making paddles, the best wood we could easily get was red oak. Over time, the quality and availability has decreased while the cost has gone up. No, thanks. We knew we could do better, and so we started looking for something better. Now that we shop[…]
We’ve launched two new products this month! Learn more about them here!
Before you buy a new paddle and start swinging, make sure you understand the basics.