About

The Kinkery is the home of weapons of ass destruction and other BDSM playthings and kinky fuckery delights made by John Brownstone aka JB and Kayla Lords. What began as a simple wood turning hobby in our garage has turned into an online shop made to help our fellow kinksters bring the pain and other sensations into your bedrooms, BDSM dungeons, and scenes.

You may or may not know us from Loving BDSM, where we help kinksters have happy, healthy power exchange relationships. If you’re completely new here: Hi, we’re so glad to meet you! We’re kinksters who’s first kinky love is impact play. JB’s a sadist who loves to cause and hear a squeal or scream of pain, and Kayla’s a masochist who wants the kind of deep thudding pain that feels like a deep tissue massage and illicits groans of pleasure. Together, we play with impact and pain whenever possible. (With two kids and a business to run, it’s not as often as we’d like — but is it ever?)

Every style of paddle is “tested” on Kayla’s ass, so when you ask if it’s stinging or thudding, we can tell you. And even though she hates canes, she’s endured them in the name of fuckery and quality control. Other products you’ll find have come from John Brownstone’s imagination, creativity, and his desire to find a creative workaround for a hard limit or two (hence wooden knives). 

What does all this mean for you? Your kink toys are made by people who get it - the desire for different sensations, the importance of consent and communication, and the need for well made products that will have a special place in your toy bag.

About JB and Kayla

We joke that John Brownstone is research and development (blame that devious, sadistic mind of his) and Kayla Lords is marketing. John is production, and Kayla is shipping. Make no mistake, The Kinkery is John’s space, but Kayla has a role to play (*waves from the keyboard while writing this*). As with everything else, we’re a team and a partnership. (Also, when your package includes too much bubble wrap, blame Kayla.)

JB aka Southern Sir has been kinky forever, but only embraced his dominant and sadistic side in 2000. His top kink is impact play followed closely by bondage, especially rope bondage. He loves to mix and mingle in the local kink community, attending workshops and Dom meetings whenever possible, as well as watching and participating in the fun at our local BDSM dungeon.

Kayla figured out she was kinky at around the same time she figured out how to have good sex — after a divorce and in her 30s, in 2012. She’s a service submissive and masochist who considers NOT getting a spanking to be the real punishment.