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New Products, Updates, and More: September 2021

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We’re preparing for the holiday season, to help all our kinky friends give the gift of kinky fuckery and weapons of ass destruction! Which means we’ve got sooooo much going on right now — with more to come. Here’s a quick update! New Products: Ass Beater and Ass Beater, Jr. When we first started making paddles, the best wood we could easily get was red oak. Over time, the quality and availability has decreased while the cost has gone up. No, thanks. We knew we could do better, and so we started looking for something better. Now that we shop[…]

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Pardon our dust! We've had some technical difficulties involving servers, host companies, and other technical blah blah blah. :sweat_smile: We are working as fast as possible to get everything back up and running so you can shop for weapons of ass destruction!
Pardon our dust! We've had some technical difficulties involving servers, host companies, and other technical blah blah blah. We are working as fast as possible to get everything back up and running so you can shop for weapons of ass destruction!