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Love Hurts


Love hurts, especially with the right wooden paddle in your hand.

Choose your handle color for a more personalized toy or skip it to enjoy the wood on that ass and in your hand. See drop down for available colors for handle wrapping.



Love hurts, especially with the right paddle in your hand. The wood offers a solid smack, and resin adds extra weight so your bottom’s bottom will feel…the love.

The handle can be wrapped with the paracord color of your choice for comfort and includes a loop of paracord on the handle to hang it up when you’re done playing. Or if you don’t want to hide any of the wood, you can skip the colorful handle completely.

To clean, wipe with a damp cloth and allow to air dry.

As always play safe, sane, and consensual!


  • Short paddles: 11 1/2 inches long
  • Long paddles: 18 inches long
  • 2 1/2 inches wide
  • 3/4 inch thick
  • Made in a variety of woods
  • Resin heart inlay in a variety of colors
  • Finished with a natural wax (Wood Butter)

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Love Hurts

Black Walnut – Red Heart, Black Walnut – Purple Heart, Ash – Blue Heart, Ash – Double Red Heart


None, Red, Red/Black, Red, Green, Purple, Pink/Black, Rainbow, Green/Black, Hot Pink, Turquoise, Black, Purple/Black


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